Mangled Shoelace - 02/02/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Renfrew Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML 7 209 2 108
The sensual world so unsexy - 04/08/2016 21:32 - United States - Seattle Today, I thought I'd spice things up by kissing my husband on the lips and then working my way down. But about halfway, I got some of his chest hairs lodged in my throat and started gagging. To avoid ruining the mood, I kept going, silently gagging, until we finished. I swallowed the hair. FML 19 052 5 405