•
•
•

ashmix123

0

1

15

5

1762

18

port of spain, trinidad
27
Saturday 15 August 1998

Ashmix123

Ashmix123 -

BrigitteKo...

Ashmix123 -

Ashmix123

lovers5201

Julien Ber...

Y0DCoder

SGTCMassac...

BrigitteKo...

xcoma

erinHAZARD

joshszz_fm...

FloopDiddl...

3szbkp

ARetardedS...

Celion91

janfleury

Emma1562

venomousfl...

Ashmix123

Ashmix123

No gods, no masters

anon - 31/07/2015 20:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

21 404

34 781

Anonymous - 29/11/2014 16:28 - United States - Portland

Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask my crush what he wanted for Christmas. He said "A girlfriend." I took off my Santa hat and yelled "Ta-da!" He added, "An ATTRACTIVE girlfriend." FML

44 441

5 762

Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

51 345

7 428

Anonymous - 26/08/2015 11:28 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML

22 457

10 134

Creepy

Thank God I Flush Them Down The Toilet - 26/09/2015 01:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked into my room and watched as my fanatically religious mother sniffed the used tissues in my trash bin to make sure I wasn't masturbating. FML

34 656

2 245