This explains that 1gullible_bugger - Today, I was assaulted by a crazy drunk woman. Why? Six years ago, her kids were put into foster care because she was unfit. Somehow, this was my fault. FML 2 223 201
"1gullible_bugger" - 04/01/2019 21:03 Today, not only did my flight n Halifax leave an hour late for a unknown reason, but I had to spend 5.5 hours with an old man's elbow nudging me in the side. No amount of nudging back made him move. Just when I was looking forward to being home soon, I find out that I was bumped off my connection. 1 0
amm - 12/11/2018 13:30 Today, my boyfriend started tickling me relentlessly. I am extremely ticklish and accidentally kicked him in the shin whilst squirming. He’s now trying to get me arrested for assault. FML 3 475 250
Cheesey_Dorito - 28/09/2018 15:30 Today, it has been 57 hours since I have last had food. The fridge is empty. The freezer is empty. The pantry is empty. Even my bank account is empty because my pay has been delayed. Again. FML 3 563 236
- 13/08/2017 16:02 - United States Last night I had to share a twin bed with my younger couisn. In the middle of the night I felt the bed move at a pace thinking it was no big deal. In the morning I come to find out that he was beating off because there was a cum stain on my shorts...smh 80 5