Pugsley - 30/08/2019 14:02 - Australia Today, for my birthday, I found out I'm too ugly even for a hooker to have sex with me. FML 2 240 365
Kio - 23/01/2019 00:00 Today, I had to file a claim with USPS. The expensive eyeshadow palette that I ordered at the beginning of the month was supposedly delivered yesterday, even though both myself and my housemate were home with no visitors. I have no idea if it was delivered incorrectly or if a neighbor stole it. FML 2 008 163
Lumpy Anonymous - 16/05/2018 15:00 Today, while blowing my nose after being bunged up for days, it finally unblocked. A solid slimy multicoloured booger roughly the size of a grape shot out, blew right through the tissue and landed on my manager's shoe. Hell hath no fury like a lady sneezed upon. FML 3 881 522