emo_fail_child

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Winnipeg, Canada
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Tuesday 12 March 1996

Emo_fail_child

Iam emo fail child everything I try I fail worse and worse everytime I go on this site cuz some of theese people actully have it worse then me O.O surprise surprise

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Skylan - 13/11/2008 10:31 - France

Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML

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Creeper

Ugh-Lee - - United States

Today, a cute girl sat down next to me on the bus. She looked up at me, and then moved to the back. FML

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Freaky

Anonymous - 27/08/2010 09:15 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex yet, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite." Now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

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Never forget

OhhhNooo - 14/03/2010 23:23 - United States

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

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Dishwasher issues

3Airwalk3 - - Canada

Today, I was washing a stainless steel pot at my kitchen job. Every time I pulled it out of the dishwasher and examined it for dirt, I saw something orange inside it. After 3 run-throughs, I realized it was just my shirt's reflection. FML

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