ohmy - 17/12/2009 19:09 - Canada Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML 15 574 27 872
wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML 608 91