•
•
•

Emmette

0

0

0

10

1094

9

Stockholm, Sweden
33
Friday 06 November 1992

Emmette

Emmette -

Emmette -

Emmette

lovers5201

lolololo14...

KathrinLor...

vincentjul...

deejflat

oakcrush

danzam98

FML_FuckMy...

horriblejo...

thatguywho...

crystalbea...

AirBusDriv...

danzam98

horriblejo...

AirBusDriv...

Emmette

Emmette

SLA - 23/03/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

108 499

32 585

Anonymous - 05/01/2010 12:49 - India

Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling, reflecting and enjoying the beautiful landscape. And then a monkey threw its poo at me. FML

33 283

5 407

aawkward... - 09/12/2009 19:27 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my mom. The new Trojan Ecstasy condom commercial came on. I sat there awkwardly while my mom pulled out her shopping list. I bet you can guess what she added. FML

26 058

2 517

Anonymous - 07/11/2009 01:02 - Australia

Today, I was performing an experiment in science class. The prac required me to shake up a test tube filled with different materials. Taking the test tube in one hand, I shook it up and down. My teacher then stood next to me and said, "It's disturbing how good you are at that." FML

30 558

5 492

shitballs_911 - 07/10/2009 11:13 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nearby. When I arrived at his house, his parents said they already started, so I geared up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumped from bushes and ambushed me. FML

39 407

12 334