Amateur_Dank

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Thursday 17 August 2000

Amateur_dank

Still trying to figure out what I am doing here

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People are awful

Anonymous - 07/09/2015 14:21 - Australia - Auburn

Today, I saw a dick for the first time in my life, on the early morning crowded train headed for work. FML

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kobolobo - 11/08/2015 16:45 - United States - Redmond

Today, my mom meant to send a picture of her poop to my aunt, but sent it to my swim coach instead. FML

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mercredi 12 août 2015 9:35

My coach just sent back question marks. I'm pretty sure I'm more embarrassed than my mom.

Anonymous - 08/08/2015 05:18 - Canada

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

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Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

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Molly - 14/11/2009 19:48 - United States

Today, I wore my cool new shirt with an oriental character on it to class. The Chinese TA burst into laughter and told me the shirt read, "I am a sad, pathetic person." FML

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