Anonymous - 20/11/2015 14:43 - United States - Tyler Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML 30 226 2 820
At least you tried, son Anonymous - - Australia - Canberra Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform her, I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML 27 301 3 274