FootInMyMouth - 13/02/2016 22:56 - United States - Miami Today, a customer brought his cat in to be euthanized. I told him to "have a nice day" as he was leaving. FML 19 581 4 420
Anonymous - 02/02/2016 03:48 - United States - Smyrna Today, I was driving back home when I saw a yellow object flying off my roof of my car through the side mirrors. I thought nothing of it, then I noticed that I didn't have my phone with me. That's when I realized that the "flying yellow object" was my phone. FML 18 949 7 057