krfenton8 - 11/01/2016 06:49 Today, I had a bad feeling about walking to work because of the weather. Instead, I drove. My car slid on the ice and I created a four-car pile up. All three of the other people involved have decided to sue me. I should've walked. FML 25 598 4 110
Weird flex, but OK incestastic - 14/08/2010 23:23 - Canada Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML 43 500 3 069