Todd is fine, and you? blind_date - - United States Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the third person. Seriously. FML 51 934 6 440
silentbutdeadly - 27/04/2009 22:04 - United States Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decided it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame the dog. Baxter was outside when I blamed him. FML 10 000 77 633
Lesley - 17/02/2009 01:11 - United Kingdom Today, while at work I was reading "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to me class of 5 year olds. I got near the end of the book and said "Look at the big fat caterpillar" to which one of my pupils replied "Just like you, Miss!" FML 43 005 6 084