ChildishKeynote - 02/08/2015 19:45 - United States - San Francisco Today, I was at the gym playing basketball. A very attractive girl chose me to be on her team. We were playing well and hitting it off. I had decided to ask for her number after the game, until I smashed the ball in her face, resulting in her having a broken nose. FML 24 376 3 446
innocent cat lady - 07/07/2015 18:19 - United States Today, my boyfriend freaked out at me because he found a couple of orange hairs in my bed and he knows my ex is a redhead. He also knows I have two orange cats. FML 28 203 2 477
Thank you for your support guys. I can confirm that she in fact hates my guts at this moment in time