Help! ritz - 10/09/2009 14:15 - United States Today, I was leaving my job at a huge mall. I couldn't find my car anywhere, so I panicked and flagged a security officer. I cried while he drove me around for miles in the endless parking lot. Then, suddenly, I remembered. My friend had dropped me off in the morning. FML 10 583 56 263
imnotacat - 20/07/2011 01:29 - United States Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML 35 022 3 103
Karma Loser - 08/06/2018 01:30 Today, at school, I offered my friend $5 to climb up a tree and jump off. I was already having a hard day and just wanted a bit of a laugh. What I didn't expect was to end up in the hospital with a broken arm because my friend jumped on me. FML 1 606 4 423