DemonicDummy - 05/01/2017 05:06 Today, after smoking, I sat down to watch Supernatural with my young cousin. I accidentally let out a burp during a demonic possession scene and, to our surprise, smoke came out of my mouth. Now there's a crying 11-year-old hiding somewhere in the house with salt. Mom will be home in 5 minutes. FML 10 701 2 725
valene5687 - 27/01/2016 05:20 - United States - Gretna Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML 17 405 5 458
my face though - 25/01/2016 17:04 - United States - Kettle Falls Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML 20 839 2 460