KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML 738 922 496 017
The bitch is back thatsucks - 28/02/2009 11:10 - United Kingdom Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later, I got a text saying, "I just dropped the bitch off, I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I later asked him about it. He said, "Megan, I have no idea what you're talking about." My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML 1 291 203 143 524