steffansk1997 - 15/12/2016 21:08 Today, I had an appointment with the CEO of a big company about a game I'm going to make for them. The first thing I did after sitting down was to throw my coffee all over his desk. FML 8 530 995
Anonymous - 20/09/2010 14:33 - United States Today, I got fired from my recently acquired job at a doctor's office because I don't "agree with family values". The way I'm disrespecting their "family values"? I'm gay. FML 54 368 22 504
That's entertainment Anonymous - - United States Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML 10 493 65 412
story of my life. - 21/02/2009 14:33 - Switzerland Today, at a party I told this guy that I really liked his pirate costume. Turns out he wasn't wearing a costume, his eye was shot out with a BB gun. This explains the eye patch. FML 16 180 34 429