Moth_Balled - 15/12/2015 04:50 - Australia Today, my wife knelt down in front me to give me a blowjob. As she took my underwear off a moth flew out of them. I've got no idea how it got there but I was cock-blocked by a moth. FML 30 563 6 427
failureatlife - 27/04/2014 19:16 - United States - Ponchatoula Today, after beating myself up for being useless and not being able to do anything right, I managed to choke almost to the point of blacking out, on a piece of lettuce. FML 40 365 6 194