marcranger - 11/08/2014 23:40 - United States - Denver
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I'm your typical teenager. Sort of. I have ADHD so don't ask if I suddenly appear to be lost in thought. I'll come back eventually. I'm a rapper, so if you can come up with a better joke than the rest of the doubters, I'll applaud you. If not, don't talk. Message me :)
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Thoughts and prayers
Anonymous - 09/08/2014 19:29 - United Kingdom
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Get it on
xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins
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Wtf - 10/07/2013 05:24 - United States - Miamisburg
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Patient confidentiality
DocKreso - 28/06/2013 21:59 - Croatia - Split
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Hey all, OP here! Glad to see I made some of you laugh...I wish I could say the same about my cousin, his wife, and my aunt and uncle (the proud first-time grandparents)! At least my dad, who I was staying with for this event (I live up in the mountains, but this was in Denver), laughed his ass off when everyone else was out of earshot and said he honestly felt the same way (and since I was a baby once...thanks, Dad?). Oh, well. At the very least, I think the new parents will avoid me like the plague at future gatherings, even ones specifically planned to honor the new addition (oops), and this might get my relatives to back off about when exactly I'm making my own contribution to the family line.