Anonymous - 28/09/2015 09:01 - United Kingdom - Southam Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead." FML 24 943 4 691
Quackadoodledoo - 24/04/2014 02:21 - United Kingdom - Edgware Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML 39 200 5 405