Weird dude Anonymous - 29/02/2020 05:00 Today, while finishing shopping with my kids, my female best friend and I were accosted by a street preacher. He screamed that we were an abomination, having biracial children was a sin against nature, and that we were ruining America. Not only we are not gay, he made my kids cry. FML 1 904 352
Bad luck - 16/02/2020 18:00 Today, a fly landed in my soup. When I first went to post an FML about it I dropped my phone in the toilet. I cleaned up my phone with a napkin. Now I have some poop under my nails. FML 474 1 452
Badaboum tsbh - 16/02/2020 05:00 Today, I eat some nuggets that looked weird, immediately after my stomach was hurting and I was full of gas. While, in the parking lot one of my friends made me laugh and a really big and noisy fart came out in front of everybody there, and I couldn’t stop laughing and farting. FML 1 214 538
What a pity - 14/02/2020 14:00 Today, my wife showed me the end of a funny video on his phone. I laughed because an elderly woman slipped on a wet floor. Then, I asked her to watch the entire video, and I have seen that the elderly woman was my grand-mum, and the floor was wet by our daughter's pee. FML 1 180 545
Trust - 04/02/2020 18:00 Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML 2 028 155