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Weird dude

Anonymous - 29/02/2020 05:00

Today, while finishing shopping with my kids, my female best friend and I were accosted by a street preacher. He screamed that we were an abomination, having biracial children was a sin against nature, and that we were ruining America. Not only we are not gay, he made my kids cry. FML

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Bad luck

- 16/02/2020 18:00

Today, a fly landed in my soup. When I first went to post an FML about it I dropped my phone in the toilet. I cleaned up my phone with a napkin. Now I have some poop under my nails. FML

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tsbh - 16/02/2020 05:00

Today, I eat some nuggets that looked weird, immediately after my stomach was hurting and I was full of gas. While, in the parking lot one of my friends made me laugh and a really big and noisy fart came out in front of everybody there, and I couldn’t stop laughing and farting. FML

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What a pity

- 14/02/2020 14:00

Today, my wife showed me the end of a funny video on his phone. I laughed because an elderly woman slipped on a wet floor. Then, I asked her to watch the entire video, and I have seen that the elderly woman was my grand-mum, and the floor was wet by our daughter's pee. FML

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Trust

- 04/02/2020 18:00

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

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