- 27/12/2018 18:00 - United States - Floral Park Today, I realized the only real accomplishment I've had in my life that I take any pride in is that I've had an FML published. FML 2 391 439
Rats! I’m screwed - 08/12/2018 15:30 Today, we’ve had a rat problem in our house for a few weeks. Recently I hid a bottle of booze in my room so my parents wouldn’t see it. But my parents saw a rat in my room and tore the whole thing apart to find it, eventually finding my bottle instead. I was literally ratted out by a rat. FML 1 790 2 774
julian - 29/09/2018 14:00 Today, I met my daughter's first serious boyfriend, only she forgot to mention he has hypermobility. All I did was shaking his hand normally, but it still dislocated three of his knuckles. My daughter made me call his mother to explain what I did. FML 3 657 292