bummed - 15/04/2012 07:03 - United States - Cresson Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML 38 385 13 723
BoredRunner42 - 07/09/2009 06:33 - United States Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML 72 656 6 577