Anonymous - 01/07/2016 16:23 - Sweden - Alingsås Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML 21 443 1 860
DyingPlants - 10/10/2011 03:27 - United States Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML 52 980 3 923