Anonymous - 07/12/2012 04:49 - United States - Moorhead Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML 34 303 6 313
Thwack Anonymous - - United States Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, all while sending blood down my horn. FML 33 126 4 214
kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML 46 366 3 885