I'm confused confusedbagel - - United States - Los Angeles Today, my boss fired me for being "too morally ambiguous". I work at a bagel shop and had told a customer that I was indifferent towards cream cheese. FML 43 522 4 119
Anonymous - 12/03/2013 14:05 - United Kingdom - London Today, I took my daughter on her first visit to the zoo. While we were watching the lemurs, some kid thought it would be funny to start shouting "MONKEY CUNTS" at them at the top of his voice. Now my daughter refuses to stop repeating the same phrase. FML 35 078 3 121