Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML 20 082 51 940
Hawkeye hatesurf - - Peru Today, I was surfing. I saw a cop writing a ticket for my car, I swam as fast as I could to stop him, I got caught in a wave, and smashed onto the rocks. I ended up with a huge bleeding scratch on my back, a broken surfboard, and a note saying that I had a flat tire. FML 61 103 10 182