•
•
•

dyingangel246

0

0

6

8

2729

6

Dyingangel246

Dyingangel246 -

Dyingangel246 -

Dyingangel246

lovers5201

Mademoizel...

Andrew Qui...

Bootleg_fm...

inconito28

cyndaquilm...

Hazel515

Natttie

nesteremil...

xKrisSmoov...

emily4040

Jakob2255

Hazel515

Natttie

xKrisSmoov...

Dyingangel246

Dyingangel246

Anonymous - 30/09/2012 01:37 - United States - Duarte

Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom, he stopped right before he entered me and said, "Knock knock!" He refused to continue until I replied, "Come in." FML

32 377

4 890

wtf is wrong with my country - 08/05/2012 17:57 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML

36 274

3 627

still learning - 26/02/2012 17:42 - Canada

Today, I cut myself while shaving my globes. My girlfriend now refuses to stop teasing me about being "fisted by Edward Scissorhands." FML

26 086

7 974

Sexy talk

Anonymous - 09/01/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML

23 866

6 009

scaredtosleep - 24/09/2009 09:50 - United Kingdom

Today, the weird receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at asked me if I needed an extra blanket because I "looked cold in my sleep last night". FML

67 880

2 930