pop, pop - 08/05/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco Today, I fell asleep while working the night shift. It took me 3 hours and a whole lot of dirty looks while walking home before I looked in a mirror and saw my cockbite of a coworker had drawn a swastika on my forehead while I was asleep. FML 27 019 7 756
Random737193 - 07/05/2015 19:52 - United States - Haddonfield Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her fortune cookie; she was serious. FML 32 211 3 020