Anonymous - 13/08/2013 08:49 - France - Paris Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML 53 612 4 256
Not now, guys Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML 53 262 3 812
Anonymous - 14/09/2009 09:41 - South Africa Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML 52 111 4 384