Anonymous - 01/06/2011 18:06 - United States Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML 25 575 63 175
Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML 512 153