Brain bleach please unashamed - 05/06/2014 08:11 - Australia - Ipswich Today, an older gentleman came into my work for underwear. I helped him find his size, pulled out a pair of navy ones and he then turned to me and said, "I don't want dark colours because I can't tell if I've shit myself." He then continued looking for all the white pairs. FML 46 347 4 771
Anonymous - 25/07/2012 10:54 - United States - Murrieta Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML 31 567 13 836