Can't wait to find out jamerz - 26/05/2019 04:00 Today, someone informed me that my new boyfriend's tattoo is really an old Nazi symbol and not just a poorly-drawn skull. Now I'm trying to figure out how to ask him whether he's a neo-Nazi or not. Why am I so nervous? I'm Jewish, he just hasn't heard my last name yet. FML 2 799 500
almost broke - 21/02/2016 13:24 - Czech Republic - Brno Today, because my fiancé is criminally incompetent at budgeting, I'm now having to pay the first installment for my own wedding ring. FML 21 593 4 475
Unlucky - 18/10/2018 23:00 - United States - Altoona Today, my parents installed an air freshener above the toilet. While I was standing to pee, it sprayed me in the face. FML 2 915 345