•
•
•

makebelieve_fml

0

0

0

5

1810

11

Rocky Mount, United States
31
Sunday 14 August 1994

Makebelieve_fml

like most of you, i enjoy spending my time reading about other peoples' hardships. by the way, you can call me rhonda :)

Makebelieve_fml -

Makebelieve_fml -

Makebelieve_fml

lovers5201

lb562

gab86_fml

Epikouros

Freeze_fml

sorrybasta...

jellyomg

hellogoodb...

ha_fml

alex_sharp

JustSoLost

wtfismyfml

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

Makebelieve_fml

Makebelieve_fml

offbeans - 17/02/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

267 596

90 937

OhGeez - 08/06/2009 19:41 - Canada

Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

92 062

22 743

canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

57 429

8 582

deucelututi - 31/05/2009 12:03 - United States

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

26 196

81 220

Anonymous - 05/05/2009 21:42 - Canada

Today, I pissed my younger brother off. Seemingly unrelated to this was the fact that I left my laptop on in my room along with MSN signed into my email adress. Now, all my contacts know that I apparently "just love the warm feeling of semen sliding down my throat". FML

48 859

32 950