MRP360

Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using shitty puns and switched to the classics, he could comment like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could comment like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man comments on FML like a real man and not a lady. I’m on a horse.