Lost in the sauce klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML 25 382 5 633
Yeet the feet SalonGirl - 10/03/2009 11:55 - United States Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML 113 646 7 292