joe rogan fucking sucks, dude - 27/04/2014 20:51 - Australia - Warwick Today, my girlfriend informed me that during the night, I shot up in bed and whimpered tearfully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decided to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. FML 41 152 5 097
Skyler - 24/04/2013 19:14 - United States Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML 62 278 14 348