Roxy420

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Calgary, Canada
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Sunday 11 January 1987

Roxy420

I'm a Journeyman RedSeal Welder. Love talking and meeting new people! Absolutely love music, Rollerderby, kayaking, boating, hiking, and well anything outdoors!!

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SkinsCastSelection - - France

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML

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imy - 18/10/2011 15:01 - United States

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

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number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

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creepedout - 31/07/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

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Now Single - 03/04/2011 08:06 - Reserved

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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