Anonymous - 17/01/2012 03:19 - United States Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML 46 449 10 653
moorox45 - 16/01/2012 17:10 - United States Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML 38 502 11 775