Get out of here Anon - - United States Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML 22 725 6 035
imgay - 23/06/2015 02:20 - Argentina - Buenos Aires Today, I discovered that most of my family is homophobic while discussing Orange Is The New Black. I've only come out to my sister. FML 28 740 2 943
gotta euthanize em all - 29/11/2014 19:45 - Canada Today, while at work, I had to spend an hour and a half on the phone, listening to an old lady relive her entire day in excruciating detail. We're not allowed to hang up on customers, and she was extremely quick to dismiss all my attempts to steer the call back on topic. FML 33 018 3 717