kal - 23/02/2010 16:28 - United Kingdom Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML 34 703 6 789
Assumptions Crappyfayman - - United States Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML 37 330 3 711
What? Patrick - 23/02/2010 01:29 - United States Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year-old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML 30 061 7 450