jinxofsocal - 21/06/2009 04:16 - United States Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML 66 426 27 542
noodle - 21/01/2009 22:36 - United States Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML 25 116 3 981