schooyou101 - 17/11/2012 13:34 - United States - Prairie Village Today, my crush finally agreed to spend the night with me. I told my parents to act normal for one night. Apparently, "normal" is strutting around naked and acting like a chicken. FML 31 136 6 147
satega - 17/11/2012 09:15 - United States - Smithville Today, I asked my manager if wearing makeup was a requirement for the job. She told me, "Not if you're naturally pretty... So for you, yes". FML 30 178 3 524