Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML 442 62
jkon - 04/08/2009 05:11 - United States Today, I texted my girlfriend and told her I was mowing my lawn. She responded, "It's about time, it keeps getting caught in my teeth!" I was referring to the lawn outside of my house. FML 17 287 54 445
TMI Maria39018 - 01/08/2009 18:17 - United States Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML 57 588 13 738