... - 27/11/2008 05:30 - France Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML 32 141 3 893
ShitHappens - 24/10/2011 05:04 - United States Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML 13 573 44 743
PMS FML sarah - - United States Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me as I was leaving and said, "Have a nice… week!" FML 36 440 5 244
Gotta have it kp. - - Australia Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML 8 997 59 212
Splatter maninpain - - Kenya Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML 37 474 4 103