ohshittttttt - 04/04/2009 16:15 - United States Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML 22 511 158 592
abi_vet_student - 13/02/2009 12:42 - United Kingdom Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML 46 883 7 095