sore - 04/01/2010 11:30 - France Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML 24 820 3 885
Clenched Lovergirl - 01/01/2010 20:23 - United States Today, I was snuggled in bed with my husband. He thought because my butt was twitching that I was trying to be frisky. So he slapped my ass hard in attempt to get something going. I was actually trying to hold in a huge fart because last night I had diarrhea. Apparently I still have it. FML 31 820 3 950
Finals Gassy - 14/12/2009 22:24 - United States Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML 28 365 10 949