What did you expect? Not Marge - 22/11/2025 09:00 Today, my husband is hurt and upset that our daughter legally changed her name the day she turned 18. I had to ask him, as nicely as I could, what the hell he expected when he named her Lisa and her last name is Simpson. FML 380 164
Creepy crawlies John - - Saint Lucia Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML 32 025 3 083
Doy - 19/12/2011 06:31 - Canada Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't know what I was going to do over the Christmas holidays since he was going to be out of the country. He suggested that I work out and do some sit-ups. FML 27 544 8 559
Disrespect to the max bunnyyy - - United States Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML 36 866 3 896
Best clapback wetbutt - - United States Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML 18 120 69 010