earthlyscum - 19/05/2015 02:27 - United States - Tinley Park Today, I woke up to my roommates "pet" snake casually lying in bed with me. I then got yelled at for screaming and scaring the snake. Apparently, it's my fault that it bit my chin. FML 32 021 3 682
shorty4 - 13/07/2012 14:36 - Canada - Calgary Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML 23 365 7 699
**** that, I'll eat the damn thing first