Anonymous - 09/07/2013 16:07 - United States - Katy Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML 56 763 23 102
Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML 157 415 7 541